Hug Vendor

After redoing our roster on the second week of this tier Hug Vendor is now 8/8 on heroic and completely finished with The Dragon Soul. Heroic Madness was down on our fourth phase 2 and 32nd overall wipe, which is probably less than we spent on Warlord. Loot was:

Maw of the Dragonlord went to Shawnruk

Maw of the Dragonlord went to Taurenlover

Life-Binder's Handmaiden went to Like (won it on a roll, don't talk shit.)

Yay us!

I don't have any pics of our current progress, but we are 6/8 heroic at the moment which is good for Horde First! We had our first few pulls of Spine last night and hope to get it down this weekend. I will fraps and screenshot the last two fights. Also, Nathan , you dont have this mount but I do. Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah Stick your head in doo doo.

Hug Vendor's first legendary staff from 4.2 has been completed! Many many thanks goes out to my raid team for supporting me from beginning to end. The progress was approximately 18 weeks from start to finish in our 10m raid. Surlyclaw, you're next!

Hug Vendor is a CASUAL (LGBT friendly) raiding guild with the progression pace of hardcore guilds. We are laid back, chill, and easy going adults that enjoy mature sense of humors... yet know when to be serious and focused. At the moment, we are seeking to fill in permanent raid spots from the following class/specs:

* Protection Paladin

* Protection Warrior

* Feral Druid (Bear)

* Affliction/Destruction/Demonology Warlock

* Balance Druid

* Marksman/Survival Hunter

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Applicants are expected to be self-sufficient including coming to raids prepared; having an idea of what to expect within the encounters. We are not perfect. We do not expect you to be perfect either, but we expect you to bring your skills and determination to the raid. You will need to understand the importance of survivability and team-work. Potions, flasks, and guild repairs are provided by the guild. Weekly raid schedules will be modified in 4.3 to accomodate everyone's availability. One last thing... we require ventrilo and a microphone that works! For more information or if you have questions/concerns, please whisper me in game or send in game mail.

-Sammio

Now, to Ollie Williams with the blackie boss forecast.  Ollie?

THAT BITCH DEAD.

Thanks Ollie.

Sammio: Moanbear, you gave me torment!

Moanbear: Boji!

Caliheat: Shawnruk, pick up your heals!

Shawnruk: Umm... go Destro please.

Caliheat: Die in a fire, mmkay?

Sammio: I got linked! Torment refreshed, someone take the crystal.

Like: Surlyclaw, can you rescue Moanbear from the crystal please?

Surlyclaw: Sure! Let me try to Ice Block.

Torment Crystal: Booooom!

Like: Meshix, can you stand on the purple marker?

Meshix: FU fatty!

Vhane: ...

Baleroc: ...

Nebethet: /AFK

Necrostud: Guys, I just want you to know there isn't a tank present for the trash mobs you guys pulled.

Like: Come on guys, let's kill this so that we don't have to raid tomorrow.

We're just a big happy family here in Hug Vendor, aren't we? Good times... good times. Heroic: Baleroc has been defeated! Hug Vendor is now 5/7H and 2nd on Horde. We are ready for you, Beth'tilac!

Above and beneath, from side to side, slip and slide... Alysrazor gave Hug Vendor a wild ride!! She was good... Perhaps Shawnruk can learn a skank move or two from her.

Heroic: Alysrazor has been defeated after she was worn out from being chased around by Sammio and Caliheat. We tickled her pickle! Overall, I think this fight is one of the more enjoyable encounters in Firelands. We also received our very first Crystallized Firestone.

Hug Vendor is now 4/7 H.

Killed Majordomo on Heroic tonight. Killed him with 12 seconds on the enrage. It would have been nice to have a ton of melee, but that's one fight in a million this expansion where melee would be a good thing. Tons of sub 5% wipes on this fight.

Loot:

Shoulders of the Fiery Conqueror went to Like

Flowform Choker went to Tnewor

Grips of Unerring Precision went to Vhane

This has got to be one of the worse designs for an encounter. Alas, we defeated Lord Rhyolith on heroic mode.

Last week: Heroic Shannox

This week: Heroic Lord Rhyolith

Next week: Either Alysrazor or Baleroc

We have lazy bottoms who forget to show some love to the front page from time to time.

Last Sunday, we defeated Ragnaros. We all enjoyed the encounter and look forward to Heroic: Ragnaros when the time comes. For now, we will begin working on heroic encounters starting with Shannox. More updates coming up soon.

P.S We're 50% done with the Eternal Embers portion of our first legendary weapon.